KELP

"Professor, how do we communicate with the alien and what will we do with the galaxy? asked Yasha.
"We need to push the galaxy a black hole into another reality," said Professor Kelp
, looking around the aquarium. There was no suitable black hole. Pushing the galaxy into the gap at the junction of the aquarium, Kelp sighed with relief.
"How can we establish contact?" asked Yasha.
-The idea with the galaxy is bad. But I still have an electronic copy of the alien's identity. We will try to talk with him. replied the professor.
-And he will not go insane? Yasha asked.
-Let the alien think it's a dream. will get used to, we'll tell him everything.

It all began in a non-existent secret laboratory.
From the depths of space, a sample of soil was brought to the laboratory. Scientists have experimented for a long time, and then, in order not to throw out, they poured soil into the aquarium to the newt Jashe. In addition to the newt, the aquarium was inhabited by many microorganisms. One of them grew on the glass. Gradually, he became smarter and understood a lot. He realized that his name was Kelp, so people were pointing at him talking. Since there were only scientists around, and Yasha, there was nobody to show a good example. Kelp grew rapidly, passing in his development the path from the laboratory assistant to the professor.
People disappeared somewhere. The professor and the newt are accustomed to do without water.t dried up, but the new one was not filled with anyone. With boredom the newt Yasha worked as a monument to himself (he did not get the present, but wanted very much). And he helped Kelp in his countless experiments. At their disposal was the most perfect equipment, and any rubbish forgotten by people.
There is a theory that whole galaxies exist in small grains of sand, and ours is also a grain of sand. The smaller the size, the faster all processes.
Break a heap of soil, the professor found a microscopic galaxy. And in her there was a planet on which life existed. Time there passed much faster. While we ask about the pagoda there have been several generations. And I really wanted to chat.
Kelp copied the identity of the inhabitant of a small planet and with the help of artificial intelligence recreated a copy in his computer.