Original ironic engagement composition for real geeks!
In our pragmatic time it is not enough simply romantically to offer your beloved your hand and heart. You need to do more. Offer her not only your cold heart, but also your penis and purse. And she will tremble! She will be overwhelmed! So I did it in my time, when I got married, and I was not mistaken! The young ladies love decisive guys! Dare, she will appreciate your humor!
Promise her everything, and there will be seen!